So far, I have:
Donkeys
Scalextrix
Bruges
Gravy boat
Parents and siblings are sooo hard to buy for.

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@ Friday, 23. Nov, 2007 – 02:00:29 pm
So far, I have:
Donkeys
Scalextrix
Bruges
Gravy boat
Parents and siblings are sooo hard to buy for.
I'll have a PS3 if you're in a generous mood

A grand piano would be most acceptable..
Shipping to where?
Ummm, Grimsby I guess.
Oh right. Oh I see. Very funny. Very //clever//. I spelled a word bad, is that a crim?
I would like a Tom Murphy aged custom shop '59 Les Paul please, while your shopping.
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'Donkeys'?
*in best Borat voice*
"But whhhhhhhhy?"
And how would one go about shipping them? They would get a bit kick-y and bray-y and bitey, methinks.
I would like a pack of wolves to hunt down my enemies.
I thank you, kind lady, for your attention in this matter.
x
No wolves. I have chocolate buttons?
Hmmmmm. Can they co-ordinate a stealthy and deadly attack with preturnatural grace across the frozen Russian Steppes, bringing down a fleeing caribou (or, say, just for the sake of argument, someone who has been reeeeeeally pissing me off recently and has inadvertently made it onto the Official Enemies List) before breaking it's neck with one swift, merciful bite?
Or are they more likely to just lay around and melt if left too close to a radiator?
*sigh*
Ah well. With enough chocolate buttons I may be able to bribe wolves into working for me. They DO like fudge, you know.
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I ditto that!

Liking your list!