Do you fancy lunch 2mw instead of pub 2nite?

Yes Fish Boy, yes, I would prefer that very much because I don't want to miss X Factor, more specifically Rhydian and Sharon because it is very cold and blustery out. Alas, tomorrow, Nanna is doing a dinner. Crap. (It's quite clearly a trap to get me to see her before I leave in the evening, the wily old dear.)

I do wish my sporadic journeys over to the south bank weren't so celebrated. I'm only here to pick up the laptop, which has crashed three times and hates my mp3 player which is working brilliantly, by the way.

So who do I cancel, Fish Boy or Nanna?

If I cancel on the F Boy, I'll be annoyed with myself, because I was quite looking forward to seeing him heading to the local, it's so rare I get to go.

If I cancel on Nanna...well, I'd be cancelling on Nanna. Who cancels on their Nanna? And a Nanna dinner? Madness.

*ponder*

I could come home next weekend too. But assuming the night before had been spent in the company of influential boozehounds, that may not be pretty. Plus he may not be free.

And if but. Plus. However. Although... Maybe.

*ding*.

Oh no. He wants lunch instead of pub. He must be gay. I'm NEVER going to get married!

(Of course he's worrying about this as much as I am, don't be stupid.)