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@ Tuesday, 06. May, 2008 – 10:48:38 am
Away from work:
Quite happy for the most part.
At work:
A seething ball of stress that wants to punch things, or just cry. Everyone takes advantage of me and I'm fed up. I want to leave. Now.
Instead I shall slam the stapler really hard on my desk 3 times. BAM BAM BAM. And SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY. Nobody has asked what the matter is, though, so maybe I should slam the stapler on my HEAD. BAM BAM BAM. Ow.
scoobydoofus
Pro 
soyunperdedor
Pro Yes but you aren't going, you nobber. Hmph.
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scoobydoofus
Pro I was referring to your //birthday// you dozy Emerdalian tart. Or is it Emmerdalian? I have no idea how to spell Emerdale/Emmerdale. My dad calls it Embledale anyway.
soyunperdedor
Pro Oooh yes it's my birthday. *bounces*
I'd go for Emmerdalian. Except, that's in a fictional part of Yorkshire, and I'm from GRIIIIMSBYYYYYYYYYYYY!
scoobydoofus
Pro Having not heard your accent, I'm going on the Rampage exchange of last year.
soyunperdedor
Pro You take the word of a drunk Irishman that has lived in Germany for years and sounds American himself that I sound faux-Yorkshire? How rude.
scoobydoofus
Pro Record yourself asking for an alcoholic beverage, post it on here, and we shall have a vote.
soyunperdedor
Pro "DRINK!"
You're on.
scoobydoofus
Pro "Pint of ale, love. Oooh ta, duck."
Rampage
team *splutters*
I don't know where to start refuting all the false things you said there!
Only slightly drunk...
soyunperdedor
Pro Uh-huh, sure dude, like, totally whatever, have a snugglehug.
rowtheboat
Pro MA?
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soyunperdedor
Pro Yeah. In september. Still in HULL. HULLHULLHULLHULLHULL. Rarr. Might spend the money on going round the world in a dinghy. Or not. I'd like the //option// though. Hmph.
DO NOT staple your head.
Please.
Just focus on the weekend and watching lots of bloggers behave like idiots as you sit soberly taking notes for your blackmail files, and when the money comes pouring in - book a nice holiday.
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soyunperdedor
Pro //Soberly// taking notes? Pardon?
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blayka
Try hitting your boss in the head with the stapler.
That should be more satisfying, not to mention distracting and eventful.
soyunperdedor
Pro I would if he ever did anything wrong. He's alright. It's everyone else. ;asldkhaoha'vmwag!!!
Jenniebaby
Feel same at work at the moment - let me know how stapler approach works out - may need to resort to that...
Hope it improves soon!
QueeneMab
Whever you feel like quitting, just shut your eyes and think of the money and how you are going to spend it.
NotBob
I've got a heavy duty stapler to take my frustrations out on, so nyer!
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Did you ever try to shoot someone with a stapler? It's a bit of a let-down, actually.
Only 3.5 days to the weekend. And isn't there something else happening...?