In the two hours I've been at work, I have:
Written not 1, not 2, but 3 different to-do lists, categorised by subject and importance.
Tidied my desk, stacking the post-it note blocks into piles according to size.
Gone through all the answering machine messages just to double check I did write them all down. I may call them back in an even slower moment than now.
Arranged all the papers into piles and stacked them up according to their order on the to-do list(s) to work through at a steady pace.
Googled 'procrastination'.
Googled 'how to procrastinate'.
Followed some tips I found.
Gone through my email inbox.
Drank 3 bottles of water and got through 5 pieces of chewing gum. (Now 6.)
Written a pros and cons list for going home at lunch time instead of buying a manky sandwich.
Assessed the sky at regular intervals to check for impending rainclouds.
Checked all the email inboxes again.
Sighed.
Opened Word.
Blinked a lot.
Sighed some more.
Written two sentences of minutes from a meeting last Thursday.
God, I'm exhausted.
Old-Nick
Pro 
I am knackered.
that could have more to do with the bottle of wine and the staying up late last night than anything else.
And I am aslo bored.
Can't start anything major as I am not in for the rest of the week, and have finished everything else I had to do.
meh.
x