On Monday I found a blog from a lovely young girl, who, alas, couldn't speak.
Now I've just found another.
And now I have a migraine.
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@ Thursday, 03. Jul, 2008 – 03:34:38 pm
On Monday I found a blog from a lovely young girl, who, alas, couldn't speak.
Now I've just found another.
And now I have a migraine.
I qUitE liTerAlLy WeNt CroSS eYeD fOr a MoMenT.
Can i sited nxt 2u?
LOL. Well they are only young and tink its cool to talk like that! ![]()
I betit lok her a while to write that latest post switching inbetween Caps and undercase! He he. ![]()
It took me me long enough to write one sentence just above this. I don't think English is her first language, but seriously, why? WHY?

She's worse than the first one you found.
At least you know have someone to share your headache with.
#-o
Mmmmm! You cant realy say a lot to that can you? Other than 'Why?'.
I could read it, but I don't want to. Life is too short...
Tom.
I don't understand the random capital letters. I simply don't see their purpose. Baffling.
Oh good god.
I think my dizzy spell is about to make me vomit.
i am with seaside man, life is too short to read those sort of posts ![]()
It reminded me of the Matrix . . all those letters going up and down the page . . if you look hard enough it's spells out . . "Eat Chips Now"

You cruel lady, making fun of someone with an illness...
She's obviously got Capsloxslexia...
If you're easily offended, look away now.
No?
Well, I did ask.
I'm going to shit in my own mouth rather than read that.
PiCtUrE pLz!!!!!!!!!!! lolol
My god dat waz ard work!! xx
WTF are you doin' trawling for 14-year-old grrlz? I thought yous woz InTo OlDeR ThN Tht.
My boss' daughter is working here for the school holidays (which, incidentally, start in June here in Ireland. Three months off! Bastards.) and later this morning I have the onerous task of explaining to her why it's not OK for her to replace the word "to" with the number "2" on quotations she sends out to businesses looking to buy from us...
Not quite sure how to do it without making her feel stupid and moaning to her dad about me...
"Now you see, when you're working with quotations and invoices, the numbers matter. If you put keep putting '2' instead of 'to', you might end up costing your dad a LOT of money. Plus, y'know...it's not English. There's a good girl *hair-ruffle*".
I also found this one - the capitals thing is utterly weird...
Obviously, I'm not actually going to read all the words that she's so lovingly massacred there, but you've got to admire her dedication ![]()
Oh yes, it's the dedication to perversing the English language that I love about it. Who cares for content when you've got formatting skills like that?
I gave someone a lecture on Americanisms today. Textism, Randomcappingupism is thin end of the wedge. (Gallops off on high horse)
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