You won't believe this, but it's raining in Manchester.

This has not halted the nomming of burritos, and the purchase of five pairs of chav-gold earrings. Oh no.

Given the sweltering heat, obviously the only course of action is to curl up with chamomile and honey tea and eat offerings from Thornton's. There is no Gu. Sacrifices must be made, sometimes.

But there will be curry. And vin. Oh yes. There will be vin.