How bright and sunny you are!

Not.

How clear and unfuddled my head this morn!

Not.

So here is a joke my chav Geordie cousin sent me this morning, and I am ashamed to say I snorted rather loud:

Why do men snore when they're laying on their back?
Cos their balls drop over their arsehole and block the airway to their brain!

Dire, isn't it? Love it.

I think I want to keep busy today. I'm sure this feeling won't last.

Laters.