My last faithful pair of comfy black shoes died. My foot went right through the sole onto the street. It was definitely time to get rid.

On Wednesday night, I bought the following ridiculously cute pair of shoes:

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They are leather, they are Clarks, they are so incredibly bouncy and comfy on the sole that I almost cried with glee. They have a button! I hugged them all the way to the till, and all the way home.

The following morning, I put on said slippers of lovliness and commenced my 15 minute walk to work. Five minutes in, they were rubbing a little bit, but, having freaky shaped feet, I'm used to that. At work, however, I collapsed into my chair in near tears, and investigated my feet.

Shredded.

It is has been two days, and I still can't wear shoes. Even the flip flops I resorted to at work were painful. My trousers flapping on my ankles was painful. Even blisters plasters are painful.

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Ming. MING!

...I will not be returning the shoes. Will train feet.

To counteract the ming, here is something beautiful - Super Hans sleeping with his back feet tucked up to his nose:

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