Ho hum.

• TFLN From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (5 hours old)

  If there is anybody out there who still doesn't read the Texts From Last Night site on daily basis, you're an idiot, and you should. Because it doesn't matter how much of a shitty loser you're feeling… more

• The Usual Routine From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (7 hours old)

  Ah, the usual. THE USUAL. Dad will be here in the morning, to gather up me and my frankly ridiculous amount of stuff, and move it all back home again. He thinks I've nearly finished packing, becaus… more

• With every time of great stress... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (5 days old)

  ...comes a time of great phlegm. For me, anyway. CoughspluttersniffatCHOOatCHOOaaaaatCHOO. Etc. I not well. I spent a lot of last night 'hallucinating', like I normally do when I have a temp… more

• Thank you... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (7 days old)

  ...for all the positive woo-go-you comments on my last post. It has really helped not being questioned by everyone about whether I'm sure if I'm doing the right thing. Obviously I've thought long and … more

• Sayonara, Hull From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (9 days old)

  I had a really long post planned for this particular topic, full of justifications about what I want, where I want to be, how I want to get there, etc. But I thought this would be simpler and less ope… more

• Er, yeah. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (18 days old)

  Back in a bit.… more

• Sniff. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (20 days old)

  Beloved Super Hans - crisp-eater, yogurt-nommer, boob-lover, bath-climber and bucket-conquerer - spontaneously purchased May 2007, died last Wednesday on Daddy's knee, after a final supper of mushed u… more

• *Jibber* From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (27 days old)

  Nom: Unbearably fine arse: Bouncy bouncy. I kept loads of the paper, of course: Cried, again: More videos on YouTube, but I won't bore you with every single one here...n… more

• 12 hours to go... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (28 days old)

  Pink Pink Pinkity Pink Pink Pink Pink Pink Pink. Woo. Shame I'm so bloody knackered after a night of broken sleep. I think I nodded off in the bath for a few minutes this morning. Here was my p… more

• The ideal stocking filler... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (30 days old)

  ...spotted on the shelves of the Gift Ideas display in the Waterstone's shop on campus. Hmm...I'm sure that'll race off the shelves. Don't all rush at once ;) Ok, how many jokes are there in… more

• Mrrrrow. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (30 days old)

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• "I can't liiiive, with or without youuuwhenever I fall, at your feeeeet..." From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (33 days old)

  Prrof that all you need to be a pop star is four simple chords: … more

• On top of every young girl's Christmas list... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (35 days old)

  "When I grow up, I want to be in the service of others!" … more

• Don't bother complaining to the PCC From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (36 days old)

  It wouldn't take much browsing of the net this afternoon for anyone to have come across the hoo-ha of Jan Moir's Cunt Mail Article on a certain mysterious, yet natural, death. if you haven't read it y… more

• Ms Interpreted From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (37 days old)

  Earlier. Man in class: "She insisted on being addressed as 'Ms Chambers'. Nobody uses Ms anymore, do they? Well, apart from the unmarried over 35s, divorcees, and lesbians - they all insist on it."… more

• Sloth. Quelle surprise. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (37 days old)

  Greed:High  Gluttony:Medium  Wrath:Medium  Sloth:Very High  Envy:High  Lust:High  Pride:High   Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz… more

• Confession Time From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (38 days old)

  I have never, ever in my life had a Pina Colada.… more

• I love From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (41 days old)

  Vodka Propaganda That burger Those CHIPS That kit kat My bed Vic Yeeeeeeeeah… more

• Girls v Boys From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (42 days old)

  Two weeks into the term and so far the inmates students at the hall seem ok. It's possibly because this year we have waaaay more boys than girls, and it's the girls that cause all the problems. Th… more

• Crazy News Day From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (43 days old)

  The BBC's Most Popular news stories right now - don't you feel better for knowing all this shit? 1) Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Ok, he's a nice guy, but isn't that a bit OTT? I think this … more

• Jennie will be pleased... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (44 days old)

  I don't want to alarm Nick anyone, but there are only 11 weekends left before Christmas. Who's for statutory medically-induced national hibernation? I can't be the only one.… more

• Rods, ears, mouths, noses, eyes, and bungholes. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (44 days old)

  She showed him her privates, he gasped from the stench, and out popped a fat hairless cat, horned like the devil and mustachioed like a rake. It's a long time since I sat and casually browsed throu… more

• Ugh From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (47 days old)

  Cleaned Pepper and Sweetpea out. Watched Masterchef. Putting Forgetting Sarah Marshall on. Then bed. Long, long day tomorrow :-/ *Coughs feebly* G'night.… more

• Swine Farce From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (47 days old)

  I woke up this morning with a very painful sore throat, a mild earache, and a snot filled head. Also felt a bit hot. Yes, Fresher's Flu. Possibly Man Flu, but those symptoms (whining, drinking 5 litre… more

• Poxy Proxies From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (48 days old)

  The internet connection here can be a pain in the butt at the best of times, but the biggest arseache is the fact that because the connection to the network is via the uni network, it blocks some cont… more

• Unlikely though... From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (48 days old)

  Mo' of dat shit.… more

• Sunday Morning Meme From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (48 days old)

  It's been a while, so, *yoink*. 1 Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Yes. No time to list them all. 2. How do you flush the toilet in public? Now, see, I hadn't given t… more

• Pepper From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (49 days old)

  Ok, so, my betta Brian died. I don't know why. When I left the flat yesterday morning he was swimming about as normal, eating, blowing bubbles...and when I got home he was dead. Weird. I said "Oh dear… more

• What I learned today: From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (51 days old)

  When I was little, around 18 months old, I was taken to the doctors and sent straight to hospital because of a rash I had developed. I had to be kept in isolation while they did Tests and Stuff. They … more

• New Cadbury's Advert From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (52 days old)

  It's nearly five minutes long, but umm...have a look, see what you think. (And we thought a drumming gorilla was irrelevant.) (Have a bop anyway.) … more

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